Archive for October, 2009

Movie Review: Saw VI

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Movie Review: Law Abiding Citizen

Clyde Shelton (Gerard Butler) is a brilliant planner and inventor. One night two robbers invade his Philadelphia home and brutally kill his wife and daughter, and almost kill him. The killers are caught, and Assistant DA Nick Rice (Jamie Foxx) is assigned the case. Nick is ordered by the DA to make a deal with one of the killers to testify against his partner for a 10 year plea bargain prison sentence. Clyde doesn’t want Nick to make the deal, but Nick says it was too late and the deal is done. The other killer got the death penalty. After 10 years, the other killer is released from prison, and he soon ends up dead. Clyde is arrested and kind of admits to Nick that he did it. Clyde is put in jail, and he warns Nick that he must fix the broken justice system that failed him and his family or else anyone connected to his case will soon die. Even from jail, Clyde’s threats become a reality, and Nick must stop Clyde before his family is next.

Great movie. A new character paradigm for Gerard Butler. Jamie Foxx is a perceived narcissistic, egocentric, self-aggradizing attorney who rather “win” that pursue justice. The only really bad part of the movie is that Foxx doesn’t get torched in the end. He is the true villian. Brilliant plot and execution.

Rating: 4.7 out of 5

Movie Review: Zombieland

Earth’s population has been decimated by a virus, related to the mad cow disease, that turns everyone into flesh-craving zombies. Only a handful of humans remain, including Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg), a student at the University of Texas trying to make his way to his home town of Columbus, OH, where he hopes his parents are still alive. Columbus has long been an outsider and somewhat phobic, which he uses to his advantage in avoiding zombies. In fact, zombies are not his greatest fear: clowns are.

While walking down the highway, he encounters Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson), driving an Escalade. He is trying to get to Florida and kill as many zombies as he can on the way. Tallahassee agrees to give Columbus a ride as far as Texarkana. When they stop at a grocery store in hopes of finding Tallahassee’s coveted Twinkies, they fight off three zombies then find two teenage girls, Wichita (Emma Stone) and her younger sister, Little Rock (Abigail Breslin) in the store room. Little Rock is apparently bitten and asks them to kill her. Columbus gives Wichita his shotgun, which she then uses to rob Tallahassee and Columbus of their remaining weapons and the Escalade. Little Rock is fine, and she drives away with Wichita. Wichita and Little Rock have been on their own since before the zombie holocaust, using Wichita’s good looks to swindle money so they could travel to Los Angeles.

Columbus and Tallahassee find a Hummer with a duffel bag full of guns, including Uzis. They drive west because Tallahassee wants to get revenge on Wichita and Little Rock. They eventually find the Escalade broken down but Wichita and Little Rock get the drop on them. After a standoff, they agree to travel together. Wichita and Little Rock hope to make it to an amusement park near Los Angeles that is rumored to be zombie-free. Wichita confides to Columbus that she knows the rumor is bogus but she will do anything for Little Rock. Columbus, who is a virgin and a geek, begins to fall in love with the tough yet tender Wichita.

When they arrive in Hollywood, they dodge zombies and use a map of stars’ homes to find Bill Murray’s residence. Aghast that Little Rock has no idea who Bill Murray is, Columbus takes her to Murray’s private screening room to watch Ghostbusters, and also to inquire if Wichita has a boyfriend. Tallahassee and Wichita continue to look around and come upon a very much alive Bill Murray. He has managed to survive by disguising himself as a zombie, which allows him to to roam the city freely because zombies won’t attack their own kind. After play acting scenes from Ghostbusters, they decide to scare Columbus as a joke. Caught off-guard, Columbus shoots and kills Murray.

During a game of Monopoly, Tallahassee breaks down and reveals that he lost his young son, Buck, to the zombies. While he and Little Rock take out their pain by shooting fine art, Columbus and Wichita get drunk. They almost kiss but are interrupted by Tallahassee. The next morning, Wichita and Little Rock leave, afraid that any further bonds will break their sisterly bond. They go the amusement park. Believing it is deserted, they turn on the electrical power and enjoy the rides. However, the noise and lights attracts zombies from the surrounding area. The girls manage to get to temporary safety atop one of the rides

Columbus announces he is going after Wichita and Little Rock. Tallahassee plans to go to Mexico but when he sees how pathetic Columbus is but impressed by his dedication, agrees to help him. They get to the amusement park and see that zombies have begun trapped Wichita and Little Rock atop the ride. While Tallahassee runs throughout the park to distract and kill as many zombies as he can, Columbus faces and dispatches the ultimate fear: a zombie clown. He then helps Wichita and Little Rock down off the tower. Wichita embraces Columbus and tells him her real name.

The four of them realize they have made a new family and drive off looking for a new home.

This movie is a fun ride from begining to end. A comedic romp with zombies. And, these zombies are like all of them – they can only grunt and growl. It does seem like they would evolve and occasionally be able to carry on a conversation.

Rating: 4.6 out of %

Movie Review: Surrogates

In the near future, humans live in isolation and only interact through robotic bodies that serve as surrogates. When several humans are murdered when their surrogates are destroyed, a cop (Bruce Willis) investigates the crimes through his own surrogate. After a near fatal encounter, the cop’s surrogate is destroyed and forces him to bring his human form out of isolation and unravel a conspiracy behind the crimes.

Bruce Willis gets beat up early on and carries the scars throughout the movie, much like in the Die Hard series. Extremely watchable. Interesting premise. Fast moving. Somewhat surprising ending.

Rating: 4 out of 5

Movie Review: Pandorum

Two crew members are stranded on a spacecraft and quickly – and horrifically – realize they are not alone. Two astronauts awaken in a hyper-sleep chamber aboard a seemingly abandoned spacecraft. It’s pitch black, they are disoriented, and the only sound is a low rumble and creak from the belly of the ship. They can’t remember anything: Who are they? What is their mission? With Lt. Payton staying behind to guide him via radio transmitter, Cpl. Bower ventures deep into the ship and begins to uncover a terrifying reality. Slowly the spacecraft’s shocking, deadly secrets are revealed…and the astronauts find their own survival is more important than they could ever have imagined.

Sort of an Alien takeoff. Extremely boring, although the ending is your reward for sitting through this boring production.

Rating: 1 out of 5