2 Guns
Two of my favorite actors, Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg, star in this movie about a DEA agent and a naval intelligence officer find themselves on the run after a botched attempt to infiltrate a drug cartel. While fleeing, they learn the secret of their shaky alliance: Neither knew that the other was an undercover agent. It sort of reminded me of Safe House with Denzel and Ryan Reynolds. Lots of shooting, chases, and bodies.
Robert Trench (Washington), an undercover DEA agent, takes advantage of gunman Michael Stigman’s (Wahlberg) idea to rob a bank to bust him and a mob boss. However, it proves too successful with much more money seized than anticipated with Trench’s forces not stopping the getaway. Complicating things still more, Stigman turns out to be a Naval Intelligence agent who shoots Trench and takes the money. The interservice debacle suddenly finds Trench and Stigman in a bloody web of corrupt clandestine rivalries as they are hunted, blackmailed and isolated for the money on both sides of the law. Now, the fugitives must work together to find a way out of this situation with no one to turn to but themselves.
Not an academy awards contender but a whole lot of fun for those who like this genre of movies and these two great actors.
Rating: 4 out of 5.
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
The Mortal Instruments is a series of six young adult fantasy novels written by Cassandra Clare, of which five have been published so far. City of Bones is the first book of the series. When her mother disappears, Clary Fray learns that she descends from a line of warriors who protect our world from demons. She joins forces with others like her and heads into a dangerous alternate New York called Downworld. This is the first one out of the box for this series and hopefully the box office reception was adequate for its continuation. Certainly if the puerile Twilight series made it all the way to the end; hopefully this one will as well. I would say the series is written for the the adolescent rather than young adult. Although a children’s fantasy, Harry Potter appealed to all ages who still believe in fantasy. No deep theological message here, but a decent bit of entertainment. I am not sure that we will ever see another J.R.R. Tolkien, although George R. R. Martin comes close with Game of Thrones. Tolkein does have a hero in the end, our dear Frodo. I am not sure that that such will exist in Game of Thrones because just when you think you have identified a character who will triumph over evil, they get killed. Anyway, back to City of Bones. The movie was entertaining albeit somewhat predictable. I found it interesting that they picked up two actors who have both played British kings: Jamie Campbell Bower as King Arthur in the Starz Camelot series. He also starred in the Twilight sagas as well. Unfortunately, Camelot ran only for one season despite the numerous award nominations it garnered. Johnathan Rhys-Meyers who played King Henry VIII in the Showtime series that ran for 4 seasons – a pretty short time to go through 8 wives.
City of Bones is a good little movie that does not try to make any real social statement – just entertainment. I am looking forward to the next one of the series.
Rating: 4 out of 5 stars.
Elysium
I am a big fan of Matt Damon. He is certainly a talented actor. I had high hopes for this movie except for the fact it was directed by the same person that did District Nine. While District Nine garnered great accolades and was in some respects and interesting and startling movie, it prime objective was not entertainment but to support the social responsibility opinion of the director. I had higher hopes for Elysium. From a Sci-Fi drama standpoint, it was a decent movie; however, it had the same social responsibility theme that was just to pervasive to make the movie enjoyable. The only real difference, at least thematically, was that District Nine focused ethnic socialism and Elysium focused on race socialism. Personally, I go to a movie to be entertained, not to endure an hour of promoting socialism and class warfare.
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
After an industrial accident leaves him dying of radiation poisoning, 36-year-old factory-worker and ex-con Max Da Costa (Matt Damon) has only five days to get from Los Angeles to Elysium in order to be cured. Max is fitted with a powerful exoskeleton and attempts to kidnap a rich businessman (William Fichtner) in order to steal his identity and hijack his way into Elysium. This pits him against Elysium’s Secretary of Homeland Security Delacourt Rhodes (Jodie Foster) and her violent secret police forces, led by Agent Kruger (Sharlto Copley).
A childhood Max has a girl friend Freya who can read. Max lives in an orphanage with a kindly nun. Max wishes someday to go to Elysium, the wheel like space station hanging in the sky above. The nun says he is born to do something great.
Adult, Max (Matt Damon) wakes and goes to a bus stop in a favela-like LA. He is roughed up by two police robots who break his arm. At the hospital he meets Freya (Alice Braga) a nurse, after many years apart. Max also has to go the parole office and check in with the automated officer. Arriving late for work he is chewed out by his supervisor. Max works in a robot assembly plant. In a glass booth above the shop floor, Carlyle (William Fichtner) the company owner observes.
Three rogue ships fly toward Elysium. Delacourt (Jodie Foster) the Security head, orders them shot down. From earth, her covert ground operative Kruger (Sharlto Copely) launches guided missiles at the shuttles. Two are destroyed but one manages to land. A mother breaks into a mansion and uses the medical pod to cure her child. However, everyone is arrested. Later Delacourt is brought before the President and his cabinet, they are dismayed by the use of extreme force. As well, Kruger is discharged from service. Delacourt angrily claims the methods are needed to save their way of life.
The next day Max goes to work again, a friend Julio (Diego Luna) tries to get him to return to criminal activities, Max wants to go straight. At work all is normal until the machine he operates jams. The supervisor orders him to go inside, Max hesitates but enters. Suddenly the door closes on him and the machine irradiates Max. He is saved but a med robot declares he has five days to live, has Max sign a release and gives him some painkillers. Carlyle orders Max removed.
Stumbling home Max meets Julio and says he has to get to Elysium, he will do whatever for Spider. They go to a high tech rebel command centre led by Spider (Wagner Moura). They agree Max has to download info from a rich guy’s brain implant as payment. Also, in his weakened state, the techs screw a 3rd Generation exoskeleton to Max and attach an implant device to his skull.
Delacourt meets secretly with Carlyle and plans a coup in return for 200 years arms contract. Carlyle has the main computer security program.
The next day Max, Julio and two other rebels approach Carlyle’s compound, he has just uploaded a modified security program to his implant with a death code safety lock. Max hits the flying Bugatti with a small bomb and it crashes a short distance away. Max and his gang give chase and fight Carlyle’s two guard robots. Meanwhile Delacourt sees what is going on and orders Kruger back to service, he is picked up by an assault craft and they arrive at the battle. Max gets used to his skeleton and weapons but Carlyle is mortally wounded in the crossfire, the rebels just manage to download the implant before Kruger arrives firing. Max is the only survivor and manages to escape, although badly wounded. He finds his way to the hospital and calls out to Freya as she is ready to go home. Freya takes Max and her daughter home.
Kruger and his assault team launch probes to search for Max and Delacourt shuts down LA airspace. Freya stitches up Max and he gets a good sleep. In the morning Max goes to leave, Freya needs help for her daughter, who has a disease. Max says he cannot help and leaves. A probe spots him right away and Kruger flied toward him. Max knocks the probe out with a rock and escapes to Spider’s HQ. Kruger arrives at Freya’s and takes her and the girl prisoner. Spider plugs into Max’s implant to study what is there, he sees it is the master program for Elysium security. They realize how important it is. Max realizes he can trade it for his cure and leaves, he is out in the open and Kruger lands close by. Max has a grenade and threatens to blow his head off unless he is taken to Elysium. Kruger readily agrees and Max comes aboard.
As the assault craft leaves for space Delacourt reopens LA airspace. Spider and a group board a rebel shuttle and follow.
Kruger’s craft enters the space station inner orbit. One of the soldiers taunts Max and a fight breaks out, the grenade goes off injuring Kruger and the shuttle crash lands. Max, Freya and the daughter are taken prisoner. Spider and a small group land nearby and go towards Max. Delacourt takes the chance to tell the President as an act of war she is in charge.
Max is plugged in and Delacourt’s techs begin the upload. Delacourt goes to the armoury where Kruger has just received a new skin grafted face. She reams him out for the crash landing, but Kruger suddenly stabs her in the neck with a piece of broken glass. The soldiers throw her into the same locked room as Freya. The nurse attempts to help Delacourt but it is too late, she dies. Kruger has now put on a exoskeleton also and he and his two men leave to look for Max. They also toss grenades and create havoc in the Elysium command centre.
Max recovers and breaks free of his restraints and the upload. He makes his way to the armoury and finds Freya. He fights off one of Kruger’s men and sends Freya and the girl up an elevator, telling them to find a med pod. He says he will be right behind. Max then meets up with Spider and they head for the computer lab. Kruger attacks and kills some of the rebels. In a desperate fight on a high catwalk Max finally defeats the crazed Kruger, but again is badly wounded. Spider and Max manage to start the upload, at the end they realize Max will die from the death code. Max calls Freya and sadly says goodbye. He presses the final key and slumps, dead. Spider modifies the citizen protocols to make everyone on Earth an Elysiumite. Freya’s daughter is cured of leukaemia and the guard robots refuse to obey orders. The master computer sends a fleet of medical shuttles with pods down to earth to start curing people.
The Lone Ranger
In the 1930s, an elderly Tonto tells a young boy the tale of John Reid, the Lone Ranger. An idealistic lawyer, he rides with his brother and fellow Texas Rangers in pursuit of the notorious Butch Cavendish. Ambushed by the outlaw and left for dead, John Reid is rescued by the renegade Comanche, Tonto, at the insistence of a mysterious white horse and offers to help him to bring Cavendish to justice. Becoming a reluctant masked rider with a seemingly incomprehensible partner, Reid pursues the criminal against all obstacles. However, John and Tonto learn that Cavendish is only part of a far greater injustice and the pair must fight it in an adventure that would make them a legend.
This is an “origins” movie. It depicts the circumstances that led to the Texas Ranger becoming the Lone Ranger and how he got hooked up with his partner Tonto. This is a bit distant from our memory of the beginnings of the Lone Ranger. Armie Hammer is a bit more of a comedic than all serious. The movie is reminiscent of the Pirates of the Carribean genre.
It’s a fun movie. It moves quickly so you don’t realize that it is almost 2.5 hours in length. Not a boring minute. Johnny Depp is such a great actor. The part of this Tonto was made for him. Artie Hammer is a great compliment to Depp’s character.
Don’t miss this one on the big screen.
Rating: 4.5 out of 5
Olympus Has Fallen
When the White House (Secret Service Code: “Olympus”) is captured by a terrorist mastermind and the President is kidnapped, disgraced former Presidential guard Mike Banning finds himself trapped within the building. As our national security team scrambles to respond, they are forced to rely on Banning’s inside knowledge to help retake the White House, save the President and avert an even bigger disaster.
This is almost identical to White House Down. In this movie, the President is more presidential and acts more like a leader. Otherwise, it is the sam basic principle. I can’t understand why two similar movies were released at the same time.
Nonetheless it is definitely watchable.
Rating: 3.7 out of 5
World War Z
United Nations employee Gerry Lane (Brad Pitt) traverses the world in a race against time to stop the Zombie pandemic that is toppling armies and governments, and threatening to destroy humanity itself.
Z is for Zombie. The punch line is to find a way to stop the spread of the virus and not get ravaged by the fastest moving zombies in movie history.
Actually a very interesting and watchable movie. Reminds me a bit of Outbreak in terms of identifying the source and the way to survive in the Zombie nation. By the way, these are the fastest moving zombies I have ever seen.
Rating: 4.5 out of 5
White House Down
Although I personally cannot stand Channing Tatum as a real actor, he was ok in this movie. However, this movie would have been even better with Mark Wahlberg or Matt Damon in the leading role. Denzel Washington would have made a much better President than Jamie Foxx.
Capitol Policeman John Cale (Tatum) has just been denied his dream job with the Secret Service of protecting President James Sawyer (Foxx). Not wanting to let down his little girl with the news, he takes her on a tour of the White House, when the complex is overtaken by a heavily armed paramilitary group. Now, with the nation’s government falling into chaos and time running out, it’s up to Cale to save the president, his daughter, and the country.
The movie clocks in at over two hours and is action packed. If you are interested in reading a lengthy synopsis, check it out at IMDB.com.
Rating: 4.3 out of 5
Man of Steel
This is a slightly new take on Superman. Same underlying plot of Krypton about to explode, baby sent in pod to Earth, boy found by farm couple, grows up, develops super powers, tries to keep them hidden, prison escapee from Krypton comes to get him, battle ensues, town destroyed in the battle between the two, Superman wins.
Henry Cavill is probably the best looking Superman we’ve ever seen. He certainly bulked up from his role in The Tudors. My guess is that the studio thought his good looks would make this movie a box office hit. Well, it did draw a good box office, but the moving is extremely slow and boring. The movie could have been shortened by 45 minutes (leaving an hour and 45 minutes run time) and been much better. The first half was much better than the last half. The battle between Zod and Superman near the end lasted way too long, destroyed too many buildings, and was obviously cheap CGI.
Do not bother to see this on the big screen or in 3D. Wait til it come to video and stream it from Netflix.
Rating: 1 out of 5
P.S. If you want to read a synopsis as long and as boring as the movie, check it out at IMDB.com.
Oblivion
This 2 hr plus movie should be cut to an hour and a half. Plot line is pretty weak with minor unpredictability. What a waste of time. Unless you are extremely bored or your air conditioner is on the fritz, wait until this comes to network TV as it is bound to quickly. Don’t pay more than matinee price.
In the year 2077, Jack Harper (Tom Cruise), is a drone technician, living in a Tower 49, high above the clouds, with his assigned partner, Victoria/Vica (Andrea Riseborough). They are the last people left on Earth after it was destroyed by aliens known as the ‘Scavs’, who wanted Earth’s resources. The Scavs destroyed Earth’s moon, which caused a series of natural disasters and global devastation, then they invaded. This led to a war in which the humans were forced to use nuclear weapons. In the end, the humans won the war, but had lost the Earth. The entire remaining human population moved to Titan, one of the moons of Saturn, with a select number inhabiting a large spaceship in orbit around the Earth called the Tet. Giant machines are drawing up seawater to process as energy for the humans’ new home.
Jack’s job is to journey to the surface during the day to repair the drones. These are spherical, flying robots designed to detect and terminate remaining Scavs on Earth. Vica’s job is to stay inside the Tower to keep an eye on him, as his co-ordinator and to correspond with and get their mission objectives from Sally (Melissa Leo), the mission commander on the Tet.
Jack repairs the drones in the gridded area in what looks like the remains of New York/Manhattan. He repairs a No. 166 drone one day in the Superbowl Stadium, and reminds Vica that he would’ve loved to have watched the last game in 2017. He encounters a dog, and is able to send it away before Drone 166 fully recovers and kills it. He then goes on to find another lost drone, inside the New York Public Library, but it is revealed to be a fake, and is actually a trap set up by the Scavs. Luckily, the drone from earlier, 166, saves Jack from the encounter. The drones have incredible fire-power and maneuverability. Jack finds a book, and decides to take it home. He remembers a verse inside it about Horatius.
Jack returns to the Tower for the night again and has dinner with Vica. She is excited that they are only two weeks away from completing their posting and will soon be on their way to join the rest of humanity on Titan. Jack, however, is unsure, as he doesn’t want to leave yet. He has been getting flashbacks and dreams of a time before ‘the war’ though he knows these can’t be real as he was given an obligatory memory wipe before starting his mission as ‘the mop-up crew’. Jack gifts Vica some flowers he has been tending to, but she discards them by dropping them from the Tower as it goes against regulations and they could contain “thousands of toxins”. They later go for a swim, and during a kiss, Jack has another flashback of a woman. In the morning the two awake to a mushroom cloud explosion in the distance, one of the water processing machines has exploded.
The next day, Jack goes back to work and is instructed to investigate a signal being beaconed from the Empire State building. They discover that the signal is coded co-ordinates so, believing it to be the work of the Scavs, he cuts the wire. He then tells Vica that he’ll perform a perimeter check around the border where the ‘radiation zone’ meets the safe area, but really he is visiting his secret house by a lake, in a lush green valley hidden away from view. He falls asleep on the grass and awakes to see objects being parachuted down from the sky. They crash land right on the co-ordinates from the transmission. He flies to investigate and finds that they are humans in delta-sleep pods. Drones arrive, and Jack witnesses the extermination of the people in the delta-sleep pods. He is able to save one last pod before the drone destroys it and he discovers that it is the woman from his flashbacks. He takes her back up to the Tower, where Vica manages to wake her from the deep sleep. We find out her name is Julia (Olga Kurylenko) and Vica is not happy at having her stay with them.
At sunrise Julia encourages Jack to go with her to collect the black box from her crashed spaceship; she needs to know what happened. He takes her, without Vica knowing. After they retrieve it, Jack realizes they are surrounded by Scavs and he sends the aircraft back on autopilot before he is knocked unconscious by a Scav and is transported to their lair.
Jack awakens to find himself captured and tied to a chair, and the Scavs reveal themselves to be human, not the alien species that had invaded the Earth. The real aliens are the ones inside the Tet, and the drones are actually programmed to kill any remaining humans except for Jack, as the technician. The leader of the Scav/Human resistance, Beech (Morgan Freeman) asks Jack for his help. They have a Drone they have successfully stolen along with ten power cells from other drones they have brought down, they have also scavenged a weapons-grade plutonium power core from the wreck of the ship Julia on. This has effectively turned this particular drone into a nuclear bomb that they hope to reprogramme to kill the real alien species aboard the Tet. As a skilled Drone engineer they hope to make Jack reprogramme the drone. He refuses as he still believes there to be humans on board the Tet. Beech releases them and tells Jack that he will find answers in the forbidden ‘radiation zone’ and see if it would change his mind.
The two ride Jack’s motorbike until it runs out of fuel, then hike to the Empire State building, where Jack manages to send a message for Vica to let her know he’s fine. Vica sends the aircraft to pick them up. On the balcony viewing area, Julia reminds Jack of who she really is. They were both from the spacecraft Odyssey, and she is his real wife, before he had his memory erased. He remembers, and they share an embrace just as the aircraft arrives and Vica sees the two of them. Jack and Julia go back to the Tower, where an upset and jealous Vica sends a message to Sally claiming that she and Jack are no longer an “effective team”. This leads a drone to awaken from the lower floor of the Tower and vapourizes her, but before it kills Jack too, Julia shoots it with the aircraft gun.
They fly away and are soon being chased by three other Drones. In an attempt to destroy them, they fly into a lightning storm, and into a canyon. Jack manages to destroy two but the third, #166, rams them and they crash into a sandy desert in the radiation zone. Jack realises that he is not boiling alive as he was led to believe would happen if he ventured into the radiation zone. He also hears the familiar distress beep of a broken drone just over the next sand dune. Upon investigating, Jack witnesses another technician in an identical aircraft land to fix the drone, despite him being told there were no others.
Jack confronts the technician only to find it is a clone known as Jack Harper 52. They get into a fight and in the brawl, Julia is shot in the abdomen. Jack uses 52’s plane to go to 52’s Tower to collect a med-kit for Julia, and there he sees another Vica. He is stunned by the elaborate unraveling of everything he knew to be true but manages to trick this Vica into believing he is her Jack.
After saving Julia, they take refuge in the lake-house, and re-connect. Jack decides to help the human resistance and returns to help them to reprogramme the Drone. However, during this time, Sally has sent another three drones after Jack by tracing his DNA traces. The drones arrive and attack all of the humans, leaving few survivors. Beech is also mortally wounded, and the reprogrammed drone is no longer functional. The fuel cells remain intact though, and they decide the only way that they can still transport the fuel-cell bomb into the Tet is by hiding them in a delta-sleep pod with Julia and taking her to the Tet on the pretence of surrendering.
Jack flies to the Tet, with the delta-sleep pod in the back. On the way, he listens to the black box that they had recovered from the Odyssey, and Jack listens to himself as the pilot of the Odyssey as it approaches the Tet as first contact in 2017, the day after the Superbowl. Vica is the co-pilot and Julia is one of the members of the crew. They were told to check out the Tet by the real Sally, a NASA cap com. The Odyssey began to accelerate uncontrollably towards the Tet and in order to save the crew and Julia, Jack released the back shuttle with delta-sleep pods, leaving only him and Vica heading towards the Tet.
Jack 49, now at the Tet, is allowed entry and sees millions of clones of himself and Vica growing in pods. Sally is also only a large floating triangular stone with a red laser eye in the centre, the alien technology. He opens the delta-sleep box and inside is not Julia, but the wounded Beech. Together, they detonate the fuel cells and the Tet is destroyed. Meanwhile, Julia wakes up by the lake house, and sees the Tet being blown up in the sky, she weeps.
Three years later, Julia has given birth to a daughter, and is living in the lake-house. She and the daughter then see members of the human resistance. A figure then walks out of the crowd, and it appears to be a Jack clone. The movie ends before we know more about this Jack clone or what his relationship is or will become with Julia.
Rating 1.5 out of 5.
Fast and Furious 6
This is now the 6th movie in the F&F franchise. Seems this will go on like Jason, NIghtmare on Elm Street, Halloween,and Alien. These seem to get better and better. This was a great addition to the series and the ending, although a bit sad, definitely showed us that F&F 7 is on the way. This was also the second of the series with Dwayne Johnson and the end not showed us that F&F 7 will add Jason Straitham.
Since Dom (Diesel) and Brian’s (Walker) Rio heist toppled a kingpin’s empire and left their crew with $100 million, our heroes have scattered across the globe. But their inability to return home and living forever on the lam have left their lives incomplete. Meanwhile, Hobbs (Johnson) has been tracking an organization of lethally skilled mercenary drivers across 12 countries, whose mastermind (Evans) is aided by a ruthless second-in-command revealed to be the love Dom thought was dead, Letty (Rodriguez). The only way to stop the criminal outfit is to outmatch them at street level, so Hobbs asks Dom to assemble his elite team in London. Payment? Full pardons for all of them so they can return home and make their families whole again.
We unfortunately lose Han’s girlfriend in this episode and in the credits trailer (don’t forget to stay for it) it looks like we will lose Han in F&F 7. However, it is a movie and we did get Letty back. With Letty back with Dom, it appears that Elena that we added in Rio (F&F 5) is going back to being a police officer. Any bets on her winding up working with Hobbs (The Rock)?
Lots of races, car chases, wrecks, explosions, and some new weaponry.
If you liked any of the F&F (with the exception of Tokyo Drift) you will definitely love this one!!
Rating: 4.5 out of 5.